"U-Um, do these questions have to do with anything?”
"Yes, I feel more motivated if I get to know you better.”

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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  • You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
  • Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Friend2: "come back to bed"
  • Friend3: *various sex noises*
  • Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
  • Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
  • Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
  • Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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manekitsune:

escape

fuckyeahjapanandkorea:

(via 星々と街明かり)

exclusivelyforhetalia:

This basically sums up my emotions regarding Francis Bonnefoy in Season 5 Hetalia.

Francis Bonnefoy causes me emotional distress. 

If they ever animate the Davie strip I will be unable to watch it. 

MEROKU